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January 24, 2020
Hillary Clinton confirms Joe Rogan is a Russian Asset
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Blitz Wolfer receives massive salary raise after amazing Bernie smears
January 17, 2020
Anonymous sources claim Warren told him Selfies can't win elections
January 15, 2020
Lyin Liz claims the smear was only 1/1024 accurate
January 15, 2020
OPINION: Delaney will rock the 7th democratic debate
January 13, 2020
Elizabeth Warren accuses Bernie Sanders of running against her and trying to win
January 13, 2020
Marianne drops out, clearing the way for Michael Bennett to win nomination
January 10, 2020
CIA Accuses Iran of Putting Their Country On Top of Our Oil
January 08, 2020
Warren Announces Selfie Stick as Her VP Choice
January 08, 2020
Pete Buttigieg is Just Marco Rubio Undercover Trying to Infiltrate The Democratic Party
January 06, 2020
Pete Buttigieg is Just Marco Rubio Undercover Trying to Infiltrate The Democratic Party
January 06, 2020
Warren set to surge after gaining all 10 Julian Castro supporters following endorsement
January 06, 2020
Mystery Candidate surges to first in new Iowa poll
January 05, 2020
Dick Cheney Calls Soleimani a War Criminal, Applauds Assassination
January 05, 2020
Joe Biden Conflicted Because He Hates Trump But Still Wants a War With Iran
January 05, 2020
Pete announces "Drinking Water Standards For Those Who Want It"
January 04, 2020
Peacemonger Bernie Sanders illegaly threatens peace with Iran
January 04, 2020
Ben Shapiro, Bolton jerk off to warmongering Iran headlines
January 04, 2020
Donald Trump Jr and Eric Trump Both Diagnosed With Bone Spurs Moments After US Starts War With Iran
January 03, 2020
John Delaney submits FEC paperwork for 2024 reelection campaign
December 29, 2019
Warren campaign sounds alarm as selfies slow down 25% in fourth quarter
December 28, 2019
Chris Matthews Holds Back Tears While Admitting Bernie Has a Good Chance to Win Nomination
December 28, 2019
98% of Americans say John Delaney would be the sexiest President ever
December 28, 2019
Bernie caught breathing day after speaking out against air pollution
December 27, 2019
Bernie in last place in poll that has been flipped upside down
December 27, 2019
Bernie Sanders is Rigging the 2020 Primary Against the DNC By Refusing To Drop Out
December 26, 2019
Bernie Lost the Debate By Having the Best Arguments and Jokes
December 22, 2019
Joe Biden flashes "No Malarkey" forehead tattoo on debate night
December 20, 2019
Mayor Pete Surges Up to a Strong 4th Place as Bernie Continues His Upward Plummet
December 11, 2019
Bernie's devastating climb to first in California
December 05, 2019
MLK himself endorses Mayor Pete after failing to send opt-out email
December 05, 2019
Should Tulsi Gabbard Be Prosecuted For Killing a Cop?
December 04, 2019
Sexist BernieBros Kink Shame Jill Biden After Finger Sucking Incident
December 01, 2019
Is Bernie Too Popular to Win?
November 29, 2019
Neocon War Hawk Bernie Sanders Declares War on the Billionaire Class
November 29, 2019
The Mental Decline of Joe Biden Actually Makes Him More Electable
November 27, 2019
Bernie can't stop plummeting in the wrong direction
November 27, 2019
Mayor Pete proposes "Regime Change Wars For Those Who Want It"
November 27, 2019
Bernie in Trouble as He Plummets Up 13% Into First Place in New Hampshire
November 27, 2019
Beto O’Rourke Relaunches 2020 Presidential Campaign for the 12th Time.
November 26, 2019
Civil Rights Group, BLM, Endorses Mike Bloomberg
November 26, 2019
DNC confirms Bernie must arm wrestle Delaney to receive nomination
November 26, 2019
Warren and Biden Surge -2% in New Poll While Bernie Plummets Up 1%
November 25, 2019
Chris Matthews Has 20 Million Reasons Why He Hates Bernie Sanders
November 23, 2019
Klobuchar releases "Good things are good, bad things are bad" plan
November 23, 2019
Mayor Pete polling at 100% amongst one of his supporters
November 23, 2019
Biden Adversary, Corn Pop, Found Dead at Age 74
November 22, 2019
Bernie free falls into first place, Klobuchar surges to 1%
November 21, 2019
John Delaney Won The Debate
November 21, 2019
Bernie Won Every Argument But Still Lost The Debate
November 21, 2019
Bernie Already Biggest Loser of Our Pre-Debate Show
November 21, 2019
Bernie Sanders Banned From All Future Debates After Surpassing Maximum Donor Threshold
November 20, 2019
Joe Biden releases "Record Players For All" plan
November 20, 2019
Is the Bernie campaign overwhelmed with too many donations and too much support?
November 19, 2019
Mayor Pete Defends His Racially Diverse Coalition
November 19, 2019
Bernie Plummets in New CNM 2020 Democratic Power Rankings
November 19, 2019
Buttigieg, Biden, and Warren In a Virtual Tie for First Place in New Iowa Poll
November 19, 2019
Hypocritical Bernie Sanders Wears a Sweater
November 19, 2019
Is Bernie trapped in an upward spiral?
November 19, 2019
Bernie sinks to 1st place in new poll. Time to drop out?
November 15, 2019
Mayor Pete releases "Not You. Me" platform
November 09, 2019
Bernie inverse plummets up 5% in new Monmouth Poll
November 06, 2019
IOWA POLL: Warren in 1st, Biden in 3rd, Nobody in 2nd
November 02, 2019
Warren doubles down on "whatever Bernie said but shittier" strategy
November 01, 2019
Biden surges to 3rd, up from 1st in Iowa poll
November 01, 2019
Can Bernie recover from so many individual donations?
November 01, 2019
Elizabeth Warren clarifies she prefers being called "Bernie-Lite" over "Diet Bernie"
October 31, 2019
Mayor Pete announces “Social Security for All Who Want It” plan
October 31, 2019
Bernie leads in new polling, nowhere to go but down from here
October 30, 2019
Bernie Sanders' lack of corruption proves he's a bad businessman
October 30, 2019
Joe Biden surges down -9% in new post debate poll
October 30, 2019
Mayor Pete proposes "fire fighters for those who want it"
October 30, 2019
Bernie Sanders plummets to first place in New Hampshire.
October 30, 2019
